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Read about me, check out my resume, or look below for things I've written:

• Repairing a BLACK DECKER Handheld Vacuum (Mar 31, 2021)
• A Lit Multi-Layer Unicorn in Acrylic (Mar 1, 2019)
• HexBox - A Simple CNC Box (Feb 6, 2018)
• Combating The Rise of Hate, Intolerance, and Disdain (Jan 29, 2017)
• Home Network Architecture Diagram (Sep 16, 2016)
• Home Cluster (Part V): Nomad (Jun 15, 2016)
• Home Cluster (Part IV): Orchestration (Jun 10, 2016)
• Home Cluster (Part III): Docker Networking (Jun 7, 2016)
• Home Cluster (Part II): Machine Setup, PiXiEs! (Jun 1, 2016)
• Home Cluster (Part I): Motivations (May 27, 2016)
• Battlestation (Apr 10, 2015)
• EcoReco M3 Electric Scooter Review (Aug 1, 2014)
• PHP: AES Mcrypt & OpenSSL (May 11, 2014)
• Creditcards: Inherently Flawed And What To Do About It (Jan 1, 2014)
• Sharding Large, Encrypted MySQL Tables (Dec 30, 2013)
• Still The Best Desk Ever (Jan 22, 2013)
• Caching Data Structures in PHP (Oct 15, 2011)
• BluePrint, A CSS "Framework" a.k.a. Tables 2.0 (Aug 5, 2007)
• Please, think of the children (and AOL) (Jul 29, 2007)
• IKEA Jerker, The Best Desk Ever (May 22, 2005)